Iron Addict Poem

By Christopher Lestan

Roses may be red,

Violets may be blue,

However, I’m addicted to making PRs,

As so should you,

Nothing better than protein after the workout,

Such as steak and burgers at a cookout,

Training is a priority for me,

It’s part of my life,

Just like regular power cleans,

My gym bag is very dear to me,

It holds everything I need,

Ranging from knee sleeves,

To an Inzer Belt,

My family thinks it smells of sweat,

Obviously, they never have met,

The guy at the gym,

Who doesn’t shower for hours,

Barbells and Dumbells is all I need,

To gain muscle for all to see,

Notebooks are the best way to record,

All the weights and workouts I have lifted,

That way I never get bored,

And see my progress,

Week by week reminding myself I am not weak!

– Poem by Christopher Lestan