Tedd’s Date

[Al Myers]

Tedd’s Date

[Thom Van Vleck]

I think what may have cost him the second date was your advice to examine the condition of the uterus via a rectal palpation……not “just” the gloves.

Thom Van Vleck
Jackson Weightlifting Club
Highland Games athlete and sometimes All-Rounder

[Chad Ullom]

Good thing you put Thom in charge of keeping the perves of the board….
Bwuahahahahaha

[Thom Van Vleck]

Hey, I’m just sayin’………….

Thom Van Vleck
Jackson Weightlifting Club
Highland Games athlete and sometimes All-Rounder

[Al Myers]

Please give me a call Tedd if you want more dating advice. I got LOTS of other great tips – like how to clean yourself with Betadine surgical scrub. Al

[Thom Van Vleck]

uhhhh….we are talkin’ about your hands…right, Al????

Thom Van Vleck
Jackson Weightlifting Club
Highland Games athlete and sometimes All-Rounder

[Tedd Van Vleck]

Al,

I told her of your advice BEFORE the date and she actually brought a pair of latex gloves as a gift for me……still not sure if they had already been used or not?!?!

As for the advice…..I ASSUMED someone married as long as you would be the “go to” guy……but obviously I was mistaken!

It went well but don’t think there will be a second date, I have officially categorized Veterinarians’s in the “DO NOT DATE” category. You are all a “special” breed, thats for sure!

Thanks for your *help and I will be sure NOT to call you for dating advice again.

*I use the term HELP very loosely!

[Al Myers]

HAHA

[Chad Ullom]

Tedd,
Unfortunately you’re not the only one who would assume Als long marriage would lend itself to good advice. I got some marital advice from Al during nationals last year, and I think we all know how that turned out!

Bwuahahahahahaha

[Tedd Van Vleck]

……chalk that up in the LESSONED LEARNED folder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Al Myers]

But Chad – the advice I gave did turn out ok for me – I got invited along on your “divorcemoon”. haha

[Chad Ullom]

Lol, yea you were there when it counted…haha

[Al Myers]

OUCH!!! I promise not to miss the next one! 0 for 2 is not good on my part…. or yours.

[Thom Van Vleck]

WE all know why Al’s been married so long, his wife is a saint….either that or she lost one heckuva bet!

Thom Van Vleck
Jackson Weightlifting Club
Highland Games athlete and sometimes All-Rounder

[Chad Ullom]

See, that’s the real problem. Al & Leslie have a perfect marriage so when it comes to advice he falls back on what’s worked with him that involve animals. I won’t go into the advice I got, but I can see where Ted’s rectal palpitations came from!

[Tedd Van Vleck]

How did a date I went on with a Vet turn into a topic so hot that it has flames next to it! Is it THAT rare that I go on dates?

[Al Myers]

Chad – My advice to you about you using the dog shock collar might have been a bit over the top. Al

[Chad Ullom]

I personally thought it was keeping her chained up in the kitchen….

[Thom Van Vleck]

Personally, I like to keep the chains in the bedroom…..errr….I mean gym, for chain lifting, yeah, that’s what I meant…and my wife and I are very happy….about those chains..in being in the gym….and nowhere else.

Thom Van Vleck
Jackson Weightlifting Club
Highland Games athlete and sometimes All-Rounder

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